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  Radiofreeeuropa

  Nov. 5, 2006, 3:31 p.m.

  Why do you think The Bushists are so certain Dems won't win even though every legitimate poll indicates republicans are less popular than the plague?

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    Radiofreeeuropa

    Nov. 5, 2006, 4:16 p.m.

    Good find markjseydel,

    There is another well done article submited by berkeley here:

    http://politics.netscape.com/story/2006/10/25/op-ed-recipe-for-a-cooked-election

    An independent survey conducted by myself found that:

    35% of all Americans would vote for a sharp pointed stick in the eye over a republican this election.

    20% prefered being impaled on a 2x4.

    5% were "home skooled" and couldn't read the survey form.

    another 5% would choose having their eyes pecked out by crows while being impaled on that 2x4 over a republican.

    10% would support the republican but have an appointment for a massage from a prostitute that day and spilled meth on the survey.

    10% planed on voting republican after they got done instant messaging minors explicit sexual requests if there was a voting booth in their rehab center.

    The remaining 15% Did not know what a republican was but would vote for one anyway. (this figure included some of the posters here on netscape.)

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