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An Israeli doctor says: 'Medicine in my country is
so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in 6 weeks.'
A German doctor says: 'That is nothing; we can take
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.
A Russian doctor says: 'In my country, medicine is
so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in 2 weeks.'
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says: 'You guys
are way behind; we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
LOL!
Rice, Cheney and Bush are in a plane. All of the sudden Rice says: "If I were to throw out a $100 bill, I would make one peon person very happy."
Cheney asnwers: "If I threw ten $10 bills out of the window, I would make ten peasant people happy."
Bush feels the need to say something as well: "If I threw a hundred $1 bills out of the window, I would make a hundred trickled down on people happy."
The pilot, who had been listening to the conversation, interrupts "If I were to throw the three of you out of the window, I'd make millions and millions happy!"